Just in case you didn’t get enough of a laugh from day 4 (my embarrassment) day 5 is amusement. Naturally the first thing I though of was a time when I laughed alot. Earlier today I had been talking on the phone with my friend Abby and that reminded me of a time in history class when neither of us could stop laughing. THE REASON! I shall now tell you………don’t judge me.
That day in history class we had just gotten new seats. The teacher was on a particularly long and boring rant which no one was paying attention to. Being bored, my eyes started to wander around the room.
There was a kid (named Noland, he’s a funny guy) who sat in the desk to the right of us (Abby sat next to me on the right and I was by the window). He was spinning his pencil but it fell off the desk and onto the floor. When I noticed that, I also noticed that something else looked a little weird. When I realized, I turned to Abby and whispered “Umm…why…does it look like Noland shaved his legs?” She quirked an eyebrow and glanced over at him. Then she immediately slapped her hand over her mouth to muffle her laugh–something that didn’t work to well. This weird snort/puff sound slipped out which of course made me start laughing–more at her reaction than the original reason. And before long we were both really struggling to not start laughing as loud as…Oh I don’t know…something really loud.
As you might have guessed, we couldn’t be laughing like that without being found out, so despite our attempts at being quiet, the teacher called on us and asked us a question about what she had just been talking about. Seeing as how we’d been more focused on not being totally obvious with our laughter, we had no idea whatsoever about what she was talking about.
So we winged it.
Between giggles, peals of laughter, and hugely obvious smiled we each struggled (and failed) to put on a solemn face and answer the question with some bs response.
Eventually she let us off the hook and called on someone else (somehow, I don’t know how, we had managed to give her some very vague nearly logical response to her question).
Then me and Abby kind of just looked at each other out of the corners of our eyes and pretended to be looking through the history book until we stopped smiling.
So…yeah. That’s probably not all that funny of a situation for you people to read, but if you had been there, you might have been laughing too–most of the class was at least doing that weird “breath-out-of-your-nose-in-a-silent-laugh-because-you’re-unsure-if-you-should-actually-laugh-or-not” laugh………yeah.
And BONUS AMUSING MEMORY
Me and my friend Chelsea were sleeping over at one of my other friends (Haley)’s house about month ago. We were all getting hungry and waiting for the pizza that was in the oven to be done. Haley was in the kitchen and Chelsea and I were in the living room. The following conversation ensued.
Chelsea: Why isn’t my food done yet?”
Haley: It’s almost ready. Just wait a minute, would you?
Chelsea: I DID MY WAITING!
Haley: Huh?
Chelsea: TWELVE YEARS OF IT!!
Haley: Are you–
Chelsea: IN AZKABAN!!!
Me: *Laughing into a pillow*
I only realized like a week later that she got that off the internet.
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